1. I’m 1D af
2. I have a scar above my lip from my cat
3. I sold my soul to the devil when I was in 3rd grade
4. I hate pie
5. I love candles
how many rt members are gonna have minor/background roles in lazer team tho am i gonna be in the theater like
RT Shorts→ DMV
ms. kitty fell asleep like this
Stop being perf
Spit in my ass and cum on me
buttercup looks like Hitler
MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.
oh my god tumblr
It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
You Do The
i dont get it
NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website!
the thrilling saga of patrick and his hats