getoutofmyassbutt asked: When you get this, say five facts about yourself, then pass out on to your ten favourite followers!

Oh goodness!
1. I’m 1D af
2. I have a scar above my lip from my cat
3. I sold my soul to the devil when I was in 3rd grade
4. I hate pie
5. I love candles

shared 13 hours ago on October/20/2014.

churboosed:

how many rt members are gonna have minor/background roles in lazer team tho am i gonna be in the theater like

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shared 20 hours ago on October/19/2014, with 3,522 notes.
reblogged from enderman-vagabond, originally from churboosed.

shared 20 hours ago on October/19/2014, with 262,008 notes.
reblogged from achiiiles, originally from aboynameddavid.
# me

tasia-reader:

At least she has an emote

shared 20 hours ago on October/19/2014, with 2,212 notes.
reblogged from team-nice-dynamite-luff, originally from tasia-reader.

raydayton:

(x/x/x)

shared 20 hours ago on October/19/2014, with 521 notes.
reblogged from jasperemerald23, originally from raydayton.

shared 22 hours ago on October/19/2014, with 1,963 notes.
reblogged from awful-rt-arts,

chloechloechloe:

RT Shorts→ DMV
EDIT: this is the short that this set is from
shared 22 hours ago on October/19/2014, with 15,325 notes.
reblogged from h-jonesy, originally from chloechloechloe.

shared 23 hours ago on October/19/2014, with 91,667 notes.
reblogged from got-a-gun, originally from porndirector.
# me

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

shared 23 hours ago on October/19/2014, with 29,033 notes.
reblogged from thetadorable, originally from danfreakindavis.

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 657,692 notes.
reblogged from crazy--mermaid, originally from forever90s.

morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 50,427 notes.
reblogged from spookingers, originally from morefunthanb4.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 646,280 notes.
reblogged from icrashdramatically, originally from tiredestprincess.

one-step-in-the-wrong-direction:

nepeasant:

nepeasant:

niccage-official:

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VERY VERY

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i dont get it

NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website!

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 261,593 notes.
reblogged from spoopy2,

raydayton:

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the thrilling saga of patrick and his hats

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 1,013 notes.
reblogged from michellecantdance, originally from raydayton.

achievementt-teeth:

Flawless

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 1,657 notes.
reblogged from spoopy2, originally from achievementt-teeth.